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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.
Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!
-John
.-====================-. Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02 Intro Music by Minoff Polka by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
I'll let you figure out the controls. '-====================-'