The Almighty

Ferudyne, the Almighty Bitches is 18 years old and living in Nonoba, which is a website on the internets. Pretty darn awesome, Amirite? Of course. Have some Pancakes, will ya? Hellz to teh yeahz. It has been a member for 34 months, and was last logged on 2 weeks ago.
Ferudyne, the Almighty Bitches has a website at http://www.youtube.com/user/MmSTM

Gamer Level: 7

Welcome to my profile


 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME.

 

November 11th.

  :D

Best birthday ever ;-;

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The Almighty.

It does not matter who you are,

It does not matter what you do,

The world is drowned in lies

Blinding everyone and everything

Lies that cause hatred, that cause pain

A pain that can't be forgotten,

Humans wear masks, running away with fear,

Protecting their feelings, protecting theirselves.

I won't lie, no more.

I don't want to see pain anymore,

I want to break the spell,

I want to set the world free,

The more I try, the more I fail.

'Cause in the end, only death awaits you.

 

 

I fight to be accepted, I fight to make friends. I fight to be... loved.

 

 

I follow my own rules, rules made for a better world.

I won't lie, I won't make anyone cry, I'll always be there, with a smile in my face.

Our bonds will never break. I won't run away, anymore. I won't go back my word. 

 

Humans feelings are united, and no matter how much you try,

their bonds never will break, they will always care for the ones they like.

Even after death.

 

"Take away the pain of being me,

Soothe my soul caress my heart and,

end my fear all my bad memories."

   

I want this dream to end... the dream of me, without you.

As tears fall to the ground, I can hear your voice in my head,
Fading, more and more. I will never be the same, but I still know.

 

 

"I'll be there, watching over you, thinking of you, wanting you... to be with me."

 

You will be there, waiting for me.

Death

Death is a new beginning.

 

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Getting to know The Almighty better:

 

This is where I shall answer every useless question. Have fun reading that, cause I surely didn't have any fun writing this. Ok, maybe I had, but you won't know. Hoho.

 

Q: Ohai The Almighty, what's your favorite weapon?
A: The awesome Steel Pipe, obviously. Like if there was another answer for that.

Q: Where can I find you, what are your nicknames?
A: You can find me here and on my other account, named "Ihavegreenhair".
For nicknames: You can call me The Almighty, Mighty, Fe, Nando. I, of course, have
other nick names, but I probably can't remind them/don't want to talk about it.

Q: Are you really a Sexy Beast?
A: That was decided times and times ago. So yes, I am.

Q: Can you count to ten?

A: Nope, only to nine.

Q: What languages can/do you speak?
A: I can speak both English and Portuguese, I also can understand Spanish but I can't write in spanish. One of my dreams is to learn German, French and Italian.

But sadly, it's quite hard learning more than two languages.

Q: Are you an idiot?
A: Hell yes.

Q: fgsfds desu?
A: Maybe.

Q: Why are you such a jerk?
A: I blame Google for that, you know, Google.com. He's a true jerk.

Q: I accidentally the whole bottle of coke, what should I do?
A: Well, first you gots to understand the concept of love.

Q: Seriously dude, Help me out!
A: Have fun.

Q: Can I be your best friend?
A: Only if you bring the beer, but sadly, I don't drink.

Q: Why don't you drink?
A: I have problems. Like mental problems and stuff. Also, my liver is a douche.

Q: Do you smoke?
A: Nah.

Q: You're awesome.

A: That wasn't a question.

Q: Oh, sorry.

A: That wasn't a question, either.

Q: So... Pancakes?
A: HELL YEAH.

Q: What about waffles?
A: ...No, just no.

Q: Why are you writing a FAQ with useless questions?
A: Why are your questions so useless?

Q: Pepsi or Coke?
A: Pwurgaan, yes I just made that up.

Q: Dogs or Cats?
A: Rabbits.

Q: Why did you choose "The Almighty" as your username?
A: The voices told me to do so, obviously.

Q: Why is this taking so long?
A: Because I'm bored, and so are you. YES YOU, STOP READING THIS AND GO DO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL LIKE UNVEIL THE TRUTH BEHIND WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH.

Q: You're such a meanie. ;-;

A: Sir, I'll ask you to leave, or I'll have beat you with a steel pipe.

Q: Why do you dislike jeans so much?

A: Because... I'll punch you in the jeans.

Q: Who am I?
A: Probably not me, OR ARE YOU?!
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: I suck at making decisions, so I picked up 5 colors. Those are Purple, black, green, orange and that color of which I forgot.

Q: Why do you suck at making decisions?
A: I have bad parents.
Q: Why do you blame everything on your parents and on Google?
A: Because I can.

Q: If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
A: Possibly in Hell, but hell is overpopulated. So I would probably live in Canada.

Q: Why Canada?
A: Why not Canada?
Q: Stop answering my questions with other questions, please?
A: Never.
Q: Would you kill that guy? *points*
A: Probably, but only if I earn something from that.
Q: You really like writing stuff, don't you?
A: Of course, this is what I do when I'm not doing anything.

Q: Do you have Facebook, myspace, twitter, bla bla bla?
A: YES! I have MSN, skype AAANND facebook! Ain't that swell? The Almighty, now with 100% more social integration!

Q: Can I have it?

A: Only if you beg for it.

Q: Pretty please? *Makes puppy face and stuff*
A: Okay, just ask for it.

Q: Why are you joking all the time?
A: Erm... Pancakes?

Q: Favorite song?
A: It's a hard question, but I would say "Dying in your Arms" by Trivium.

Q: Favorite band?
A: CROW'S CLAW. Ever, always, hell yeah.

Q: How come are you always right?
A: Because I'm awesome like that.

Q: Is the answer really always YES?
A: Of course, it does not matter the question, but the answer.
Q: Do you really always tell the truth?
Q: I always tell the truth, even when I lie. Except when I'm being sarcastic, believe me, that happens alot.

Q: Can I ask you something?
A: No.
Q: Why Pancakes?

A: Because... Pancakes.
Q: If you could say anything about yourself, what would it be?
A: I'm blue, dabade dabada.
Q: What is love?
A: Baby don't hurt me.
Q: Why are you so old fashioned and always spell things right?
A: Because, in my hunble opnion, if you know who to spel it, thou SHOULD.

Q: Why do you use so much commas and periods?
A: Would you like an apple pie with that?
Q: Stop stealing my questions!
A: Never!

Q: You did "X", you should be ashamed of yourself.

A: I probably am, unless your username is "Insert that one guy's user name", then no.

Q: Why can't you remember stuff?
A: Because I'm a complete failure and should be spanked with Tuna.

Q: What is Tuna?
A: Baby don't hurt me. Just kidding, the real answer to that question is--

Q: Will you marry me?
A: YES!

Q: You are an hero.
A: I'm glad to help!

Q: That was a lame joke.
A: Indeed!

Q: Are you into Anime?
A: The answer is obviously    .

Q: GOTTA GO FAST.
A: FASTER FASTER, FAST FAST FASTER. 

Q: Fiddle dee dee?

A: YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Q: I MAEK A QUESTION.
A: Tobi is a good boy.

Q: O R'lyeh?
A: Iä R'lyeh!

Q: Go get a life.
A: No you, kind sir/madam/thingie.

Q: Why does the PS3 have no games?

A: Because it was made for grown-ups to have fun watching movies.

Q: Do you seriously think someone is going to read this?
A: I know they won't.

 

If you have any other questions about me, just inbox it to me. I'll be glad to ignore you.

Or I won't, but I probably will. Because I'm that awesome. And by that, I mean...

 

...Pancakes.

 

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People who I admire:

 

 There is no order, everyone in this list deserves Pancakes, unless you don't liek 'em.

 /pressure you guise to eat my pancakes. There I go.

  

Oscar

iiMadeInLove
V~H34VY.M3T4L~V

emogirl2654

-StrawberryIceCream- 

Emo Girlie

Riss

  Turtl3

 FromGermanyYouKnowMe

Santo Lee

Charkieee.

signinnow

naruto boy

  arbitureOFdeath

abishofpancakes

Multi-Crave4You

killswitchengage

Tifennie

AAALLLIIIEEE

complete set

DollieLoxX

Vanilla Face

mango000

_*David*_

ArcaneAdroit

Metaloid

the internet

Sawako

jsheppard

SelenaCheese

Cupcakez/JapaneseGirl

MCRmy.shooter22

Haze.

JoselynGirl

musiclovar

LOVE NIGHT

MrCool45

       Mike56786   

mintmojitolover

Amuga

JessicaTehBomb

 

 

NEVER FORGET.

                                                                                                                                      It was lupus.

     

 

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  See you later and remember, Behave. >:D!

 

This.
Yes, oh god yes.

 

Comments

October-October- said

Posted yesterday

I miss yao.

JessicaTehBombJessicaTehBomb said

Posted 5 months ago

I MISS YOU. <3

-Kim--Kim- said

Posted 7 months ago

Byee Fefe.


I'm deleting my acc now. Have a good life. ;DD.


Cheerioo! :).

RamiosiRamiosi said

Posted a long time ago

If you come back add me again >_<

lawlfaillawlfail said

Posted a long time ago

Slut.

1jAKEW11jAKEW1 said

Posted a long time ago

Next time, don't be so bored @_@


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

cutie4104cutie4104 said

Posted a long time ago

you admir a lot of people..







HOW COME IAM NOT ONE OF THEN!! >:D



Ps- onmonomonmonom

Multi-Crave4YouMulti-Crave4You said

Posted a long time ago

so the almighty steps foot back into nonoba

and he doesn't have the decency to drop a comment in my comment box?

maaaaan

musiclovarmusiclovar said

Posted a long time ago

Next time iSee you on msn... Imma troll your face with kissehs :3

Well e-kissehs >:D

SelenaCheeseSelenaCheese said

Posted a long time ago

Yay! I thought you might have forgotten about me, since I never see you anymore;)

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