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Well, you've managed to find my profile text, I see. Why don't you stay a while? I'll go put on some tea...There, now what was that you were saying? Something about me? Well, I'm quite partial to my books, can't get enough of those. I also happen to adore those new-fangled "movies" people talk about so much. I'm a regular visitor to the webcomic Achewood, and if you've never read any of it, I highly reccomend it. Oh, there's the tea kettle... Here we are now, have some? 'Ere you go. Now where was I? Yes, about me. A particular nuisance of mine is the ever-present Internet Troll (retardus persistus). They are a vicious breed, hell-bent on ruining everyone's fun online. They can usually be found in their mother's basements, not paying the rent. They are most often obese enough to not be a problem physically, but the constant typing of phrases such as "LOL n00b" or ipwnzugtfo" have increased the strength of their fingers far above any normal person's. Avoid them, unless you rather like being strangled or typed upon to death. Enough about them though, they just bring down the mood. That's about the tall and short of it. If you should require any mre information, or simply are interested,  you can contact me in the chat rooms. Oh heavens, is that the time? I must be up n the morning, and I suspect you must be too. Have a pleasant walk home, would you? See you in the chat rooms, then.